The Top 10 Craft Beers For P*ssies

While I don't think the word 'pussies' is a bad word when used as a synonym for 'wussies', I went ahead and added an asterisk in place of the 'u' to keep the headline safe. From who? No one, it's late and I can't think much.

But this is a good silly article for those regular 'light' beer or domestic drinkers... just check out how it starts:

"So you have found yourself on a date with that hot hipster chick from the office. Lucky you. She insists that the two of you stop by her favorite super-cool beer and wine bar because "Hipsters so don't hang out there." You know you have been tricked the second you walk into the joint and it's nothing but a sea of over-sized cropped lace tops, boat shoes and stupid hats. After a quick glance at the beer menu, you realize there is no Bud Light, Coors Light or any of the other usual suspects and you start to panic. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DRINK?!"

Here's the description of the number 3:


3. Mama's Little Yellow Pils, Oskar Blues - It's little. It's yellow. It's a pilsner. One delicious step up from a Budweiser, one huge step up in class.
Source: Top 10 Craft Beers for Pussies by ChowBella Blog